"What is the first word that comes to mind when someone says 'freshman?'" "Cannibalism"

-my sense of humor's been so horribly corrupted by the internet, this is an actual thing that I said

HELLO

Now that it's (FINALLY) summer break for me, I've been having this struggle

I have so many choices; I either read a book in bed or go on the computer.

If I'm on the computer, I either go on Tumblr and Youtube, or Blogger

If I'm on blogger, I either post things, or comment on things

NEEDLESS TO SAY, I HAVEN'T BEEN DOING ANYTHING AND HAVE SPENT 

THE PAST WEEK STARING AT MY COMPUTER SCREEN EATING 

EVERYTHING GO KELSEY

But now I'm back so we can all wallow in my self pity and laugh over dumb things together. xD

One thing I wanted to mention though, is the past week I HAVE been reading posts and

everything, (just not commenting I'm sorry I'm a butt I'm trying) and I'm so confused as to

how people can run a serious blog like with serious conversations and everything and keep it

up. I'm not saying this in a bad way either, like you guys are amazing you're like the magical 

people who can keep a straight face when someone says something really funny/does something

really dumb what is your secret. I can't even take myself seriously enough not to laugh at 

every single little thing that is even remotely funny, I swear I'm like six, I'll literally laugh

at the word 'egg' if I'm in the right mood.

Anyway, have some gifs

THIS IS SO CUTE

also this is a thing that exists and i kinda want it for some reason

i just wanted to share this with the world to make sure you all knew 

that these pictures existed

SAME THOUGH

true

I LOVE THIS

((heres the link to the artist))

#spon

like father, like son

I would just like to point out the fact that this is the first picture on pete wentz's instagram

*casually staples this to everything*

#hugtrolls2k15

wow. much quality. such ocean.

BUT IT TAKES SOMEONE TO COME AROUND TO SHOW YOU HOW

IM NEVER GOING TO STOP LAUGHING AT THIS

can i hire someone to punch me in the face and tell me this every single day thanks

did i mention i got my brother into doctor who im so proud rn

AND BEFORE I FORGET I WANTED TO SHARE THIS WITH YOU ALL

playlist of things i listened to while making this post (in order)

1.) Heyyeyaaeyaaeyaeyaa from that one He-Man thing

2.) the YMCA song by that one group

3.) Photograph by Ed Sheeran bc that song makes me rly happy idk

4.) my brother humming along to the music in his video game

5.) my other brother yelling at his video game

6.) this (its even better if you reenact the flying scene from Titanic while listening)

7.) Rat A Tat by Fall Out Boy

8.) my dog barking because I stopped petting her

ANYWAY SORRY FOR NOT POSTING (again)

but I have been picking myself up again and posting more lately so that's good

I HOPE YOU'RE ALL DOING WONDERFUL LOOKING AT MY FEED YOU 

SEEM TO BE DOING WELL SO THAT'S GREAT

EAT LOTS OF PINEAPPLES

DRINK LOTS OF WATER DONT DO DRUGS

AND GO OUTSIDE MAYBE JUST FOR A MINUTE TO SIT IN THE SUN OR SOMETHING

HAVE A GREAT WEEK <3

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